The Silly Goose

There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.

The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.

Nobody can object because it's a fact.
"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"

"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"
by ninerrr September 25, 2022
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Goose Profanity

A lighthearted, goose-inspired form of cursing that substitutes traditional expletives with bird-themed wordplay. Commonly used to humorously express frustration, surprise, or sass without actual profanity.
Quack you, you son of a duck!
What the honk is going on?
Stop flapping around and get to work!
You feather-plucking fool!
What's with the goose profanity? For quack sake!
by HTIL January 07, 2025
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whose goose

The action taken after you catch or are caught playing "Duck, Duck, Goose". Aka blowing the person who caught you, or having them blow you if you catch them.
Duck, duck, duck, goose!!!

Ha! Caught you! Now you have to suck my dick!

But I'm your brother!
Rules are rules bro! And that's whose goose!
by hectorHoursLozano January 11, 2017
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two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.
"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"
by captain quacker June 27, 2017
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tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult
Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick
by Thetourgoose January 20, 2016
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lé goose

When someone is all cute and silly
luke "ou est lé goose?"
megan "les honk"
by lukeh March 23, 2005
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The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.
Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.
by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 24, 2017
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