Halo 2

A game that geeks consider the best game ever made, a game better than sex. If you're one of them, you deserve to hang yourself and die because it's just a fucking game that geeks die for.

"I love halo 2 more than my mom"

by sublime November 6, 2004

2-way

A conversation between two people carried out by electronic means, i.e., a cell phone, an online chat, etc.

During my lunch break, I took out my cell phone and 2-wayed my friend.

by skyblack September 9, 2004

halo 2

Overrated. The game is so inconsistant it isn't funny. Sometimes you can bitch slap a guy with the end of your rifle 4 times and won't die, yet occasionally he'll die with 2. Bullshit combos and bullshit weapons. The game's inconsistancy is enough to make me break the Xbox (true story). Bungie are a bunch of money whores and nazi's.

*Shoots guy with battlerifle*
*runs up smacks him*
Pause...
*smacks him again*
Pause...
*Smack
*Samck*
*Guy turns around and blows your face off with the plasma pistol*
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

by calvinownsj00 July 10, 2005

Halo 2

An over-rated video game that stole everyone of my friends.

My friend: Yo do you want to come over and play Halo 2

Me: I told you i have a PS2 and Halo 2 sucks ass.

My friend: If you say that again I'll be forced to stab you with a soldering iron.

by THS December 22, 2004

#2 with Mayo

The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush."

"I was at my girlfriend's parents house and I really had to crap, but I got horny in the process and just killed two birds with one flush."

(That's a #2 with Mayo.)

by Sean (QED) June 12, 2008

Halo 2

The hugest dissapointing pile of dogshit since Nintendo Gamecube. Damn Joe Staten, Jason Jones and my sorry ass owned every last one of you idiots that bought this bait and switch shitfest of ours.

Cortana: I thought Halo 2 campaign was going to be all about defending Earth from the Covenant.
CWolf20: And I thought multiplayer was going to be about skill.
Anim8rJB: Ha you two are idiots! We at Bungie don't give a shit if Halo 2 has crap physics, glitches up the wazoo or even cheaters, we got the money dollah dollah billz ya'll!!

by Anim8rJB December 27, 2004

Penis-2

A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.

Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003