Sounds like my first time

An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.

"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."

"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"

"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"

"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."

by Pandos February 12, 2013

I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT

Having the urge to either put testicles or small rubber balls into something

"WHOSE GOT SOMTHING FOR ME"
"I DO"
"WHAT IS IT"
"BABA GANOUSH"
"I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT"

by snare23 July 15, 2009

my kokoro goes doki doki

"Kokoro" is Japanese for heart, while "doki doki" is an onomatopeia for heartbeat. This phrase is often used ironically or in a humorous context to express admiration or love.

Person 1: My kokoro goes doki doki for you.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by Kokodoki March 18, 2012

whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

you broke my tree, bitch

A quote from a video on the internet in which two girls start a fist fight over an argument on MySpace. They fall into a small tree in front of someone's house and the owner proceeds to yell "you broke my tree, bitch" It has been used on the internet as to be said by a 3rd person while 2 people are fighting about something nonsensical.

Person 1: Why did you delete me on MySpace?
Person 2: I hate you
Person 3: You broke my tree, bitch

by joey schneider August 9, 2007

Right in my wheel house

This phrase is created by a man none other than Mr. Mac. It has a similar meaning to when a pitch in baseball is so perfect you knock it out of the park. It can take on many meanings but it is most commonly used to describe a situation or a good looking girl.

It can also go by it's abbreviated use or rimwh, or rimfwh for added effect. Use your imagination on the F.

That Pia from American Idol is right in my wheel house.

by Lil'Timmy from Mr. Mac's Class April 17, 2011

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016