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FBI man

Your FBI man, AKA man that always watches you, is a person who is working for the FBI.
Instead of stopping criminals he watches you all the time through your webcam, front phone camera, etc.
He kind of stalks you, but you can befriend you and most of the time you guys share the same feelings for things.
(P.S. he also knows your phone number)
The FBI man is constantly watching me.
by MasterOfShep February 27, 2018
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Mummified cat man

Mummified cat man- a guy who is so disgusting and unhygienic that when you look at the space that they occupy, they might as well have mummified cats like the show Hoarders Buried alive.
"There's that guy from work I was telling you about the one that wears the same clothes all the time and has black teeth, it's the mummified cat man"
by dark poet 83 February 28, 2018
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Snchitzel Man

"Don't use spoons use your hands" - The Snchitzel Man
by Snchitzel God May 8, 2018
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pulse man

A Pulse Man is a person that goes around checking the pulse of erect penises.
Dave: Hey Pulse Man can I have my dick pulse checked
Pulse Man: No
by The Pulsar March 3, 2018
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the hot man

The hottest man has a big penis and is the best and smartest man alive his name is Firas eddine mohamed khaldi
he is cool the hot man
his anme if firas eddine mohamed khaldi.
by firms May 9, 2018
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man sag

Once a man gets to be a certain age *generally 40+*. His testicles(balls)will start to sag, with more age comes saggier balls!
"What happened to Buddy, he used to have swag?"
"He got old and his man swag, turned into man sag!"
by Undrunkpunk March 6, 2018
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Man jugs

Man boob's, man breast
Dude your man jugs are so big you need a sports bra
by BrosefManJugs March 6, 2018
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