He probably knows you better than you know yourself
Person 1: *googles on phone* Why am I so sad?
*Incoming Text from Mr. FBI Man* Hang In there Buddy
Person 1: Thanks Mr. FBI Man!
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Your FBI man, AKA man that always watches you, is a person who is working for the FBI.
Instead of stopping criminals he watches you all the time through your webcam, front phone camera, etc.
He kind of stalks you, but you can befriend you and most of the time you guys share the same feelings for things.
(P.S. he also knows your phone number)
The FBI man is constantly watching me.
by MasterOfShep February 27, 2018
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