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The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.
Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did
Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.
Girl: Yeah...that is it.
Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.
Girl: Yeah...that is it.
by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011
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Get the Monkey Toaster mug.Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.
A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.
A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.
It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.
A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.
It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012
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Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
by slutface1 October 23, 2012
Get the Brazilian Toaster mug.In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
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