torchilla

A rare cross between a tortilla and a chinchilla; most prominent in the Tijuana region and in parts of New Mexico. However, there have been recent sightings as far as Austin, Texas.

I am a white tortilla seeking a grey chinchilla. I hope to one day start a family of off-white torchillas.

by Viktoria Hoffman December 13, 2008

torchwagoose

a total dis that is basically like calling someone a goose that has been lit on fire, punched in the back of the head, and got its ass kicked majorley haha.

" Dude, you are a fuckin torchwagoose that is completely stupid in every way."

by Toki22 October 31, 2007

Touch Poker

A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.

Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!

by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010

Torshbag

A huge douchebag with an abnormally large torso. Be warned: this one thinks it is always correct, do not argue with the Torshbag.

Look at that huge Torshbag.

by Awesomecoderman123 April 28, 2011

Touchaaa

When on has a massive shit that hits the water before snapping off

Woo Hoo I've just done a touchaaa, must have been that massive bowl of carbonara

by Shedz June 29, 2011

Touch-hole

synonymous for asshole, jerk, bastard, bitch

Stop being such a touch-hole!

by Collegegal18 March 5, 2015

tosch

The god of ass eating and of making a female soaking wet.

That man there is a tosch

by Tosch March 1, 2018