Similar to dancerbate, a naked dance break is about self-gratification and should be experienced alone. The theory behind a naked dance break is to dance wildly in the nude without thought to aesthetics for as long as it takes to make one feel better. Bed-jumping is recommended. Some examples of good songs to dance naked to:
It's My Life-- Bon Jovi
Footloose-- Kenny Loggins
The Happy Birthday Song-- The Beatles
Jesse's Girl-- Rick Springfield
Hit Me With Your Best Shot-- Pat Benatar
The Tide Is High-- Blondie
I'm A Bitch-- Alanis Morissette
I Want You To Want Me-- Letters 2 Cleo
Cruel To Be Kind-- Letters 2 Cleo
It's My Life-- Bon Jovi
Footloose-- Kenny Loggins
The Happy Birthday Song-- The Beatles
Jesse's Girl-- Rick Springfield
Hit Me With Your Best Shot-- Pat Benatar
The Tide Is High-- Blondie
I'm A Bitch-- Alanis Morissette
I Want You To Want Me-- Letters 2 Cleo
Cruel To Be Kind-- Letters 2 Cleo
God, I had such a long day. I'm going to go take a quick naked dance break, and then I'll help you move the couch.
by Xnguela November 12, 2007
Get the naked dance breakmug. A woman you find so sexually arousing and sexually attractive, that you would sex all night so as to wear-out both the inner and outter lips of her pussy.
For instance; I'd like to beat the breaks off their pussy Megan Fox in Transformers, Helen Slater who played Supergirl in the 1984 and Laura Vandervoort, who has taken over the role on Smallville.
pussy Booty breaks off the pussy
pussy Booty breaks off the pussy
by Doc. ho November 18, 2009
Get the Breaks off the pussymug. When you break-up with a person. They enter a state of confusion and begin stuttering as they try to either defend themselves or make you feel gulity.
Steve: Hello Linda
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you?
Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk.
Linda: What is it my love?
Steve: We're breaking up.
Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer.
Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit.
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you?
Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk.
Linda: What is it my love?
Steve: We're breaking up.
Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer.
Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit.
by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009
Get the Break-Up Stutterermug. "Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
by C February 24, 2004
Get the docker's tea breakmug. by www.eternalsoldiers.net August 25, 2003
Get the break out the coolermug. Haha, did you see that? I broke his face and he went to the hospital.
Don't make me break your face in.
Don't make me break your face in.
by B-raderton August 14, 2007
Get the Break Your Facemug. Taking your lunch break at the local park and getting a vigorous hand job from a homeless vagrant while noshing on your PB & J with the crust trimmed.
I’m so full and satisfied from lunch today. Cool. What did you have? The lunch break special down at 5 Points Park.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
Get the Lunch Break Specialmug.