Boat Race

When two groups of people team up to Double Dutch Rudder and the first team to cum wins the race.

Me and my boy will beat you any day in a Boat Race.

by GregmoDaEskimo October 29, 2018

all star race

One of nascars most chaotic races

“Kyle Busch gets airborne in the all star race!” - Fort Worth herald may 18 2022

by Nascarfan2007 January 12, 2023

Drag racing

When two people go into separate bathrooms in the same house and try to win against the other in a masturbation race. The end goal is to cum before the other person without using any visual aids.

“ Hey chad! You down for some drag racing”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”

by Crotch Nazi August 14, 2019

Race Traitor

One who's views are at odds with those of their own species.

Two zebras share the latest gossip; "Can you believe that frickin' race traitor Charlene? Everyone knows a white zebra with black stripes can never marry a black zebra with white stripes. What was she thinking?!"

Two humans being sold at the Andromeda slave auction comment on their human captors;

"Can you believe these frickin' jerks are selling us off to some random rich lizard people?"

"I know, right?! These freakin' race traders in space are a buncha lowdown, dirty space race traitors!"

by Der Höhepunkt June 10, 2023

Deep sea racing prawn

To describe the ugliness of someone

Look at phill he has the head of a deep sea racing prawn

by Dave from the city July 18, 2024

Rat racing

Hustling

I’ve been rat racing all day.

by Misstrish March 29, 2022

Cars 3 race for revenge

This is a fan made alternate timeline of events where Mater is murdered in cold blood by an evil organisation. The news of this cripples lightning McQueen causing him to become super edgy and after he spends time morning the loss of his friend he joins the spys from Cars 2 . The spy modifications he gets are two turbo jets that extend from his doors, a taser, A turret that extends from the top of his head and gun that comes from his wheels. With his new upgrades he sets off to journey across the world getting his revenge by eradicating the evil organisation that killed his friend. At the climax of the movie he goes on a mission which results in the death of the Cars equivalent of osama bin laden.

"Hey have you heard about Cars 3 race for revenge it has an amazing story.

by THE GREAT AND AMAZING CREATOR June 11, 2021