by GregmoDaEskimo October 29, 2018
Get the Boat Racemug. by Nascarfan2007 January 12, 2023
Get the all star racemug. When two people go into separate bathrooms in the same house and try to win against the other in a masturbation race. The end goal is to cum before the other person without using any visual aids.
“ Hey chad! You down for some drag racing”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”
by Crotch Nazi August 14, 2019
Get the Drag racingmug. Two zebras share the latest gossip; "Can you believe that frickin' race traitor Charlene? Everyone knows a white zebra with black stripes can never marry a black zebra with white stripes. What was she thinking?!"
Two humans being sold at the Andromeda slave auction comment on their human captors;
"Can you believe these frickin' jerks are selling us off to some random rich lizard people?"
"I know, right?! These freakin' race traders in space are a buncha lowdown, dirty space race traitors!"
Two humans being sold at the Andromeda slave auction comment on their human captors;
"Can you believe these frickin' jerks are selling us off to some random rich lizard people?"
"I know, right?! These freakin' race traders in space are a buncha lowdown, dirty space race traitors!"
by Der Höhepunkt June 10, 2023
Get the Race Traitormug. by Dave from the city July 18, 2024
Get the Deep sea racing prawnmug. This is a fan made alternate timeline of events where Mater is murdered in cold blood by an evil organisation. The news of this cripples lightning McQueen causing him to become super edgy and after he spends time morning the loss of his friend he joins the spys from Cars 2 . The spy modifications he gets are two turbo jets that extend from his doors, a taser, A turret that extends from the top of his head and gun that comes from his wheels. With his new upgrades he sets off to journey across the world getting his revenge by eradicating the evil organisation that killed his friend. At the climax of the movie he goes on a mission which results in the death of the Cars equivalent of osama bin laden.
by THE GREAT AND AMAZING CREATOR June 11, 2021
Get the Cars 3 race for revengemug. 