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Shrek's Swamp

The best (void)Discord Server ever. Literally, if you are looking to hold a conversation about your favourite sex toys come here! We also Edate here.
Get the fuck out of here. Honestly, nobody fucking cares, just leave. I didn't even ask. This is the Shrek's Swamp, not fucking egirl swamp. Stop edating here.
by Eggoette August 23, 2020
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Honey on the swamp

When two overweight burly bear men slather themselves in maple syrup and wrestle naked.
How much where tickets to go see the honey on the swamp show.
by Zynonn January 8, 2022
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Swamp Monster

The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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Swamp donkey

A shit so big it pokes out of the water. When you try to flush it’s too big and it won’t go down.
Hey Jim!
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.
by Eastong7@gmail.com November 16, 2018
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Swamp donkey

She sure is a swamp donkey.
by Mj jons January 18, 2021
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Swamp Dyke

A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.
That Swamp Dyke stole my Pap's Blue Ribbon!
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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Swamp dick

Sweaty crotch area after a big gaming session!
Damn ! I've got real swamp dick today !
by Sausages342 August 25, 2022
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