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Who is the REAL Spider-Man?

The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.
Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.
by Spideyace October 26, 2011
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spiderman

while doing a girl up the butt, if you spit on her back and she turns around the term is called a peter parker. but if she does not turn around, it is refered to as a spiderman
jon reiser was doing margalit up the butt when she spit on her. he yelled spiderman
by randi August 18, 2004
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White Spider Gang

A tough gang from Janesville, Minnesota who runs the streets. They play video games and eat food. People don't know who exactly is in it, but they roam the school.
by A person who likes tacos December 4, 2018
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barking spider

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
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shpidoinkle

a cooler word for s-h-i-t
oh shpidoinkle!!!
by jennifer March 4, 2003
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spider bites

a term used to describe very small boobs.
That girl doesn't have boobs...she's got spiderbites!
by brooke miller July 2, 2004
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Spiderman High-Five

It is where, in Amsterdam, one smoked half an ounce of weed in a 24 hour period.

Also, in this 24 hour period, one must have sex with 5 prostitutes.

Also, one or all, must be "spidermanned." Spidermanning is when a gentleman is doing a whore doggy style and spits on her back, to make her think he came on her back. When she turns around, the man catches his cum in his hand and tosses it in her face like, well, spiderman.
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by CameronSTP May 20, 2009
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