Glitter squirrel

A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.

(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.

(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.

by crillis88 July 15, 2018

Squirrel Dancer

A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.

A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."

by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008

Mexican Squirrel

Hola, me llamo squirrel.

What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.

by AITMA Ballz April 25, 2022

tip squirrels

When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.

Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.

by Tip Squirrels December 5, 2017

Squirreling

When a guy puts his whole ballsack in a girls vagina.

Squirreling my girl is the best! Just hide my nuts all up in it!

by DrivefastEatass21 November 22, 2019

Squirrel

Dean Winchester

Crowley: Moose, Squirrel.

by Deanxcas March 3, 2021

squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 17, 2017