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speed

(n) a way of life categorized by living the european/canadian taxation lifestyle, and distributing wealth so the Pedros and Jeromes can benefit from tax paying/working American dreamers.
If it wasn't for the need for speed, I would have never bought all these xbox 360 games and MJ cd's!
by Non ABQ dem August 16, 2010
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Speedie

Speedie is a great guy. He is funny, and handsome and very smart! He is right in love with Amy, and they'll be together forever! Speedie is just great!
That's Speedie? Wow!
by randomdancing August 30, 2012
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Speedboating

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.
by Flava Jay December 9, 2008
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Speedball

1. The awesome mixture of heroin and cocaine for recreational use

2. The greatest sport in the world combining the aspects of soccer and handball with some rules of ultimate frisbee. The game is played on a basketball court with goals on either side (tables, mats, etc) The object of the game is to pass around the ball and score. you can use your hands or feet. When the ball is in your hands, you have to stop moving. When on the ground, you can dribble with your feet. The biggest rule is that the last thing the ball touches before it gets into your hands CANNOT be the ground. (i.e you cant dribble the ball like in basketball. You would have to kick it up to yourself to get it in your hands off he ground) Score with hands = 1pt, Feet= 2pts, head = 3pts...PLAY TO WIN
1. Guy 1: Dude Im bored as hell

Guy 2: Wanna go do some speedball?

Guy 1: Yea, but only if its a 65:35 heroin

2. Person 1: Hmm i want to play soccer, but then I also want to use my hands like in handball, but then I'd like to somehow incorporate the rules of ultimate frisbee...Too bad there is no sport like that.

Person 2: Are you fucking retarded? Did you not read the definition above? Its called speedball dumbass
by the crimson chinn August 17, 2009
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Ramming Speed

Gay nautical exploration with men named "Speed"
Hey guys, I think we'll hit ramming speed tonight!
by Mike Anaka September 12, 2007
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speedballs

Speedballs over here got it on in one minute with his woman last night.
by Dustin (titmouse) June 26, 2003
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Speedbump

A person whom from a distance appears attractive but upon further inspection turns out to be ugly.

The term is derived from the motion in which you would drive over a speed bump. You slow down to check out said person and upon discovering how unattractive they really are you resume speed and continue on course.

The opposite of a Stopsign
Two young men walking together -
Joe: Yo, that girl is phat to death.
Rick: Yeah, lemme catch up to her before I try to holla.
"Rick and Joe catch up and continue to walk past"
Joe: Speedbump?
Rick: Totally.
by J--Mac January 1, 2009
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