Sad puppy

When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.

Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.

by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024

paypal puppy

A PayPal puppy is a discord kitten/paid piggy in Denali.

A PayPal Puppy is a discord kitten that you cant skip the tip.

brett said he was a kitten, but he was actually a paypal puppy

by PastorJames March 1, 2024

Fluz puppy

An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.

Hey cousin Terry wanna go film you giving me a fluz puppy?

by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024

Puppy

Cute lil homies that make cats look bad. They will be with u at ll times like a true homie

I cried in a corner like an emo because the puppy was adorbs

by Mei mei ;) July 17, 2022

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.

Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.

by XH2806 July 31, 2022

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022