sick puppy

an awsome song by neil cicierega (a.k.a. lemon demon) on the album "hip to the java bean"

person 1- hey did you here that song by neil, "sick puppy"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"

by some guy who loves lemon demon February 7, 2023

puppy

a hoe, a person that runs from person to person, loving and licking on everyone.

don't trust a word he says. that boy is such a puppy

by val3 December 7, 2019

Pitty Puppy

When a man begs a woman for sex by getting on all fours and whimpering like a puppy. They will pretend to be a puppy while naked and if the woman thinks they’ve done a good job the woman an will let the man sniff and eat out her anus. Only after this will the woman use a strap-on to preform anal sex on the man, who must pretend to be a dog the whole time

Oh man my girl friend made me Pitty Puppy last night! It was crazy!

by Boobs42069 January 19, 2022

feed the puppies

slang that a busty stripper, hooter girl or female bartender uses to suggest a tip.

Hooter girl leans over and shows her cleavage and states "feed the puppies" after she serves you a beer.

by RonMark46 December 26, 2013

Puppy parts

a word used for genitalia, most commonly used in puppy play

“Please Mistress, touch my puppy parts!”

by FUCKYEAHYEEEHEE July 20, 2025

The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.

Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.

by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012

Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexual in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.

Dani: I learned a new term in my human sexuality class.

Kandiss: What is that?
Dani: Puppy love.
Kandiss: Yeah, that’s the reason why I broke up with my boyfriend. He thought his basic to limited sex game was on point.

by Starving Artist246 May 17, 2025