Dr Maury Pooper

Any jewish proctologist.

I'm sure glad I went and saw Dr Maury Pooper.

Dr Maury Pooper by LongB December 11, 2008

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peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.

The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.

peanut butter pooper by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017

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Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.

Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!

Buffet party pooper by Yuppy September 25, 2017