Cement pants

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

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Pants Off

Noun- often used to denote a sort of challenge without aim. Despite the suggestive name, it actually has no such purpose. Can be used in any sentence where "dance off" is used.

Hey, I challenge you to a Pants Off!

by jell May 13, 2005

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Poopie Pants

A large stuffed bear with crossed eyes.

Moosey and Poopie Pants are so cute!

by PoopiePants22 May 16, 2008

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paste pants

When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...

Result, PASTE PANTS!!!

I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...

by Fwaaf1 April 24, 2008

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Short Pants

Multi-gender trousers that reach somewhere in between the bottom of the kneecap and the mid calf area. For clarification, shorts on the other hand range from bottom of the kneecap to any shorter desired length.

Also, short pants are not just pants that are too short. Pants that are too short are simply just pants, or capris- usually worn by females or gays.

Darnell: " Yo werd up check out deez short pants don't make me shank ya!"

Barthalamule: "Excuse me sir, those trousers are actually shorts. Sagging is an inappropriate use of shorts so those do not qualify as short pants. "

by short pants enthusiast October 28, 2011

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