Barb's lips were chapped from playing the rusty trombone so she put some lip jizz on them to make them feel better.
by jadenkade December 29, 2007
rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
by Max Benson February 04, 2008
Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!
by jay dot canTnonE September 06, 2003
An ejaculation so glorious that when it occurs both of your testicles will detonate with the force of a 50 megaton bomb
guy 1*"dude, what happened to your crotch?"
guy 2*"I was doing it with jenny and my balls exploded"
guy 1*"dude that's the explosive jizz, sorry for your nuts"
guy 2*"I was doing it with jenny and my balls exploded"
guy 1*"dude that's the explosive jizz, sorry for your nuts"
by cannon_penis123 January 14, 2015
after a heavy session of masturbation, the residue that may or may not get dried onto your stomache, sometimes referred to as "flab", or the fat on your stomache.
by hjklhjhjkl October 28, 2009
Someone who is constantly rude to you; takes out their hostility on unsuspecting and unjust victims.
Bob: What's the issue between you and Derek?
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.
by IBetThisIsn'tTaken December 26, 2007