Jizz-Jacket

When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you

"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!

by Max Benson January 11, 2009

jizz witch

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'

that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!

by michael foolsley January 29, 2010

jizz cannon

street name for a thorough african american male from 39th and Poplar street, west philadelphia

Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!

by jay dot canTnonE September 5, 2003

explosive jizz

An ejaculation so glorious that when it occurs both of your testicles will detonate with the force of a 50 megaton bomb

guy 1*"dude, what happened to your crotch?"
guy 2*"I was doing it with jenny and my balls exploded"
guy 1*"dude that's the explosive jizz, sorry for your nuts"

by cannon_penis123 January 14, 2015

flab jizz

after a heavy session of masturbation, the residue that may or may not get dried onto your stomache, sometimes referred to as "flab", or the fat on your stomache.

"Dude, what's that on your stomache?"

"I jacked off last night..."

"It must be flab jizz!"

by hjklhjhjkl October 28, 2009

midget jizz

When you a short fuck and get good head that makes you unleash all the power of your balls

She sucked me so good i launched my midget jizz

by TwoRug May 7, 2018

Jizz Locker

1. An offensive term to a girl who takes alot of jizz
2. A locker filled with jizz

1. That bitch is such a jizz locker
2. Ha number 212 is now a jizz locker

by BAM!123 August 6, 2010