leejays mum

an absolute mythical beast of a woman, perfect in every way inside and out

leejays mum is fit asf

by smellyrabbitOM March 8, 2025

Morgz' Mum

when you're in a really cold pool so you piss yourself to warm yourself up

Jesus christ it's so cold in here time to Morgz' Mum

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

Ur mum gae

A nuclear-level comeback from an insult

B: you’re a disappointment to your parents
J:ur mum gae
B: I’m gonna go use option E now

by Booty stealer April 28, 2022

jacks mum is fit

fax + NYASH

jacks mum is fit!
fax and has NYASH

by ansfuibidsg June 28, 2022

YER MUM

Your response to any problem

Isla: what’s long, brown and sticky?
Ruya: YER MUM

by Cos(Hamilton) November 14, 2022

felicity's mum

Fit

Who's that

Felicity's mum

Oh she's fit

by 123yourgay March 5, 2017

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023