Mr. Jack 

Slang for a police officer that abuses his power, or any police officer in most cases. Made famous by the System Of A Down song of the same name.

Police officer: GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
Man: Okay chill out Mr. Jack

Mr. Jack by ThatGregGuy March 31, 2009

mr. duffy 

V. To slap a person in the face with your penis, usually after breaking their knees with an inflatable squeaky baseball bat.

"That hooker was going to call the cops on me after i gave her a mr. duffy last night, so i had to kill her GTA style.

mr. duffy by Stevenson McShitts June 24, 2008

Mr. Awesome 

A guy or girl that is basically succeeding at everything that a person is supposed to be, according to social expectations. (i.e. the right clothes, job, house, ride, good looking, in shape, tech savvy, environmental, financially astute) and it annoys the bejesus out of you because they know it and are quietly smug and condescending in general attitude.

Hey man have you talked to Dave lately?
Who? You mean Mr. Awesome?
Dude, I know. He makes me hate my life.
Yeah, he'll remind you of that too.

Hey Jenny, where were you Thursday?
Volunteering at Amnesty International.
Oh Jeez. You're a real Ms. Awesome.

Mr. Awesome by silas9s February 5, 2008

mr postman 

1.A man who has sexual intercourse with another man's wife/girlfriend whilst he is away from home.

2.A man who has sex with opp (another mans woman)

3. a deliverer of needed (or deprived) "goods"

If you dont have sex with with your girl she'll have to call mr postman...

mr postman by luvdrug88 August 23, 2010

Mr. T 

the only person who can survive being jumped on the head by super mario.

the only person who can look chuck norris in the eyes, without instantly exploding.

the only person who wears 200 pounds of gold chains 24/7.

the reason why the roman empire, the nazi's and sovjet russia no longer exist.

just by reading this, you are pitied by him.

his name is Mr. T.

'I PITY THE FOOL!'

russian: 'in sovjet russia, fools pity Mr. T!'
Mr T.: *punches russian in the chest* stop saying jibba jabba, fool!

Mr. T by lalliman February 25, 2011

mr cricket 

mr cricket is the nick-name for aussie batsman Mike Hussey, so named because of his complete cricketing skills

Mr Cricket scored another century today

mr cricket by jamesssss March 3, 2007

Mr. Intense 

An individual who is characterized by a constant intense aura and facial expression. Mr. Intense can be either male or female, and appears intense even when he/she is unaware of your gaze.

Arlene says to Ryan, "in the happy picture with the t-shirts, who is Mr. Intense in the background? He must really like t-shirts."

Mr. Intense by Lindsay and Ryan Labels October 22, 2008