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Heinz Minecraft

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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Minecraft

The Best Game In The History Of Games
Guy: Hey do you play Minecraft?
Guy2: WTF Yes Bro, what would you think?!?!
by Racoon Bandit December 9, 2019
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2019 Minecraft Player

A minecraft bandwagon who started playing the game in 2019 because it got popular
Player 1: Hey when did you start playing Minecraft?
Player 2: I started in 2019
Player 1: You are a 2019 Minecraft player? You were a bandwagon
by Zombieparrot37 March 5, 2021
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Minecraft

the game that has a killer bunny,squidward,domestic violence,gun abuse, and most importantly edgy 14 year olds

Minecraft the game
minecraft ig? idk
by Potato6996420204 October 16, 2022
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Minecraft

Minecraft is an sand-box game first released in 2011. It has become very popular in recent times (check the date this was published), with influencers like Dream and Technoblade becoming very popular by playing it. It features a world full of possibilities, like building, survival, speed-running, mini-games, and so much more!

Fun- facts:
Speed-running is where a player tries to "beat" the game as fast as possible.
Hypixel is a very popular multi-player server where people can go and play mini-games with friends.
It is a world completely made out of square pixels, no other shapes!
There are Minecraft Championships, where many Minecraft Youtubers come together to play mini-games and compete to win the championship.
Minecraft has even been used as a learning tool, teaching creativity, team-work, and much more!
"Minecraft is a very popular game!"
by i'm very cool, i promise August 11, 2021
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Minecraft glasses

Wearing Minecraft glasses means u get hella bitches and rizz.
“Wow! Lisa has Minecraft glasses on. She must have Rizz and bitches!”
by Marley_122308 June 11, 2022
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Minecraft

The greatest thing to ever exist. It is mankinds best achivement and it is proof that god is with us.
person one: whats your favourite thing?

Person two: MINECRAFT!!!!
by mitch macdonalds June 13, 2019
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