Black Jesus

Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.

Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.

by Real Black Jesus December 16, 2019

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Jesus cock

A Jesus cock is despised and rejected by men beaten abused and crucified by its owner only to rise again as the perfect cock for any vagina the Jesus cock is the savior of all vaginas that have been cleansed and washed again and are clean and fresh a Jesus cock once revealed to the woman is irresistible to her it is the cock of cocks

I found out dominic has a Jesus cock I am obsessed now

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Jesus bracelet

A fashionable bracelet sported by many Christians and non-Christians across America. They are just soooo fashionable that even people who don't believe in Jesus wear them.

Hey look she's wearing a Jesus bracelet.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.

by Jesus bracelet wearer March 26, 2010

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jesus people

People who claim to be christian, but are, in reality, attatched to an image of a man who, if he were alive today, would be committed to a mental hospital for claiming to be the son of God.

A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.

People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.

People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.

Christians are ok, it's the Jesus People that ruin things.

The stupid Jesus People gave me another damn pamphlet.

I don't care if the Jesus People think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.

by Dustin Like What June 27, 2004

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