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Human Parking Cone

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
There are also human parking cones.
by snl909 December 14, 2010
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human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
by GlazeHer April 13, 2014
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Human race

Dipshits who fuck up their own planet for money that has no real worth.

Wait a second...
by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
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Beat A Human Day

October 28th is National Beat A Human Day, you can beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.
Furry 1: "Hey, you know what day it is?"
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Furry 1: "National Beat A Human Day!"
Person 1 runs away.
by OceanRequiem October 31, 2021
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Human Resources girls

essex girls who run around making tea for everyone because there was no jobs left at MacDonalds.
This one time, at band camp, i shoved a lucozade bottle up my pussy. Arent bottles fun...
by uncle super schlong June 12, 2003
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Humantation

To host or extend an invitation to a party, with preparation for a celebration like normal humans do.
I am extending a humantation to my house.
by Ob vi Ous to wdc April 4, 2003
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Humanitas

A high school program involving classes between AE and honors. Students work as a team with devoted teachers that are chosen by the school's Humanitas coordinator. They go on field trips inside and outside of school, that involve whatever it is they study in class. Classes link certain subjects together; for example, if in History, students are learning about the industrial revolution, they might read something in English class by an author writing during that time period. Humanitas is a kickass program, and everyone in it is part of the family.
That was an awesome Humanitas field trip we took to the play-house.
by Thanks Anyway January 1, 2007
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