do his homework

A dude's alibi he uses when he's really off jerking it somewhere

-Where's Jack? He said he'd help me fix the Trans Am today...
-He's in his room doing his homework...something about a handwritten text on lesbians with big lips. He said he'll be back in a cuople of hours..
-What a perv!

by RatchetBoo July 23, 2003

losing his manhood

the act of becoming the complete opposite of what defines a man:

1. dancing and singing along to underage korean girl band songs.

2. saul lee all the time.

3. see 1 and 2.

man, why is saul always losing his manhood?

by Conan Jen April 06, 2008

Got His Ass

The term to describe getting someones ass or the action of slaughtering underprivileged children.

After Baker and I beat up the handicap kids, we said to each other: "Got His Ass"

by Bob Tibbles November 23, 2006

whats-his-bucket

What you would call a random persons name who you can either A-not remember, or B-don't care about.

"If your skipping class again to make out with whats-his-bucket, immma rip out your eyebrows!"

by xox.thinkpink November 09, 2007

Frog In His Pocket

Interchangeable with 'stick up his ass'. Figurative statement meaning irritable or stuck up.

Dude did have you talked to John today? Has he got a frog in his pocket or what?

by Paulsac August 17, 2007

tie his shoe

to hook up

Girl #1: "So, are you going to tie his shoe tonight?"
Girl #2: "Well, it's not like I haven't already tied it."

by ohsnapitsthetor November 07, 2008

Lost his watch

another phrase for fisting as you may loose your watch if you are in the act of fisting

"Jay lost his watch last night with a girl who had a bucket"

by WeeJockPooPong October 01, 2007