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have three thousand crush

a person like me, who loves a lot of people, 'cause they've different qualities that you adore. these qualities form your 'ideal boy/girl'. you like or love lots of people 'cause look like famous person or they're kind with you. it's not a bad things; obviously you can get with a one person, but never say never.
pers.1 i have three thousand crush!
pers.2 yeahh me too, but my fav is ...
by au3.8 November 23, 2021
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person having a computer error

just a random thing that popped into my head
by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022
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can i have a blowjob

One asking for pleasure. By getting a blowjob. And possibly paying to be pleasured.
by -_- nope August 17, 2019
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I have a dream to fuck

Secret except from MLK when he got horny in jail after writing his I have a dream speech and wrote the xxx version of it.
I have a dream.

I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.

My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.

And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.

I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.

Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.
by Bad C dev December 3, 2022
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I have Asperger’s syndrome

It’s not entirely my fault that I act this way
by Death Menace April 10, 2022
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you’re having a poor bloke on

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....
I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’
by Mercedian!!!! February 1, 2019
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When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.
Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....
by r3dfox January 7, 2008
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