Goose Egg

When a Man hits his nut sack off of something and ends up getting a swollen nut for around 2 days.

AHHH I hit my nuts off the corner of the table and now I have a goose egg

by x.Lucaz on insta January 13, 2021

Goose

A fat retard who sits on discord all day and is hated by everyone

“Man look at this fucking goose”

by mama lover 69 January 15, 2021

Goose

A fat ass who uses discord 24/7 and everyone dislikes

“Man look at that goose 😹😹”

by mama lover 69 January 15, 2021

Goose

A animal that lives to be a bastard.

Guy: *Calmly walking*
Goose: *Rampages after guy*

by personinsidethemachine January 16, 2021

Goose

To be played for slow, or given the runaround.

As in a reference to duck duck goose, being seen as an easy target to toy with

To be seen as a golden goose, easily bamboozled or tricked

Damn, she tried to goose me and have me pay for her and her girls when she had a man.

That price is too high, dont try to goose me.

by Love is Hasstyle January 17, 2021

Loose in the Goose

When her coochie is very much not tight.

Yo if she got a thigh gap she loose in the goose.
No cap.

by YourAllSus February 10, 2021

Goosed

A Mersey expression from the 90's meaning something horrible happened, or someone was injured or died in a horrible way in reference to Goose from the film Top Gun.

"Aww lad, he's goosed."

"Aww mate, it's goosed lad."

"Kidder, they were well goosed"

by TheWirral February 12, 2021