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some fake ass hoe that says shit like "Waddup nigga" when she's whiter than bleached baby powder and walks around with big ass nails as long as their list of one night stands (long af).

There hair is plastic and is really shiny because its fake (obviously)
has a skirt shorter than the time it took for them to lose their virginity and looks older than their rich druggie parents because of all the makeup everyday.

They usually have two ID card because they look so different without makeup
Everyone pretends to love them but deep down they wish they were dead
usually have silicone ass and tits because they naturally have none
obsessed with fucking mirror selfies half naked and usually are trying so hard to look skinny
thinks that people think they are hot or cute just because they be commenting on their IGs
look at that fake ass felicia
look at dem fake ass hoes
dem niggas think they black but they fake ass white hoes
by haz and jaz August 30, 2017
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Frosted flakes

Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.
Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.
by RobertoGville April 23, 2008
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Fake Liberal

Fake liberal is someone who defends the rights of one group of people to discriminate the rights of other groups. One example is modern feminist organizations who defend the rights of Islamists to practice Sharia while ignoring their misogyny & xenophobia.
You practice fake liberalism by defending the rights of Muhammad to abuse his wife Fatima and hate his Jewish neighbour Moses.

'Pinkwashing' in the context of defending Muslim human rights violated by westerns is a word used by Fake Liberal LGBT . Hiding statistics of crimes committed by Muslims in western countries is fake liberalism.

The EU is headed by fake liberals.
by Sindish September 10, 2018
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WWE is fake

A phrase used by someone who has absolutely no knowledge of World Wrestling Entertainment or professional wrestling in general. People who use this phrase cannot tell the difference between scripted and fake.
Person 1: "Why do you watch wrestling? You realize WWE is fake, right?"

Person 2: "Actually, WWE is scripted just like any other television show is scripted".
by P1775 September 2, 2013
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flaker

Is someone who always makes plans to attend a event and comes up with a pathetic excuse to bail out every time.
1. Tucker made plans to go to Vegas, then bailed on me last minute. What a flaker.....

2. Wesley and I where suposed to go watch the game at the bar but he flaked out.
by hectorbg February 11, 2010
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Fake Friend

Well, in my case it would be almost everyone on MySpace. People who join your page and don't even say anything to you at all and yet, they wanna be your friend.
Makes no sense.
When someone joins your page whereever it maybe and doesn't talk to you or does tlk to you and after a while, deletes you for no reason. That's a fake friend.
by jeremyrennerfan April 3, 2009
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Fake

Though also applied to bitches who bail out going to the movies one night. A faker is also applied to those on the internet who commit the act of Identity Theft.
Usually scene kids and emo kids are hit as they are the "in" thing (or obscenely hot whores or traps such as Izzy Hilton), the faker assumes their identity, claiming internet boyfriends/girlfriends. Compliments. Also creating enemies for the victim of the theft. Fakes are able to obtain n00ds from various people by using this method and/or crushing people and their trust/making a complete fool out of them. Fame can also be obtained by using this method.
Boy 1: Woah this chick is damn fine!
Boy 2: Yeah there's around 120 different profiles using the same photo too
Boy 1: Damn fakes..
by sammichesupindishoe April 11, 2010
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