goose neck dick

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.

I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

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Henny Dick

When a guy, drunk off of Hennessy, is fucking a girl and won't cum because he's got henny dick.

I was fucking this bitch for like 4hrs straight off that henny dick last night.

by HennythingGoes March 3, 2019

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Tender dick

A man who will do shit to in impress a female to get cool points or to try to fuck a female

He's a tender dick ass nigga

by jaydawg0056 January 7, 2022

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your dick

The smallest thing that has existed

"Dude, your dick is smaller than an atom"

by FunniNumber69 March 21, 2022

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Dick on straight

Whenever you realize you've banged someone, and you don't know why.

This usually occurs whenever you're intoxicated.

Kind of like "head on straight", only sexual.

Dude, why in the world would you fuck Jenna?
I don't know man, I didn't have my dick on straight.

by kneecoal! June 15, 2010

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Dick and Balls are the utmost amazing thing to ever cross planet earth if u ever are asked if u like dick and balls you should immediately say yes bc if u do not CallMeCarson will fuck you in the ass

There are multiple names for Dick and balls such as:Penis and Nuts,gun and ammo,twig and berries,shaft and sperm etc.

Ya like Dick and Balls huh
Maybe a little bit of cock??

by dIcKaNdCaRsOn August 20, 2019

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