Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face

by chorizogordo October 20, 2023

The Booty Deal

When The entertainment and media industry offers somebody with great influence, a life of luxury and fame in exchange for something strange. AKA “the Booty Deal”.

Im pretty sure young John took the Booty deal.

by Fred Amateur Rebel January 7, 2024

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)

He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal

by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

Tubby Good Deals

‘Tubby Good Deals’ is a term given to an individual who in short, is tubby (or not so tubby) This term has nothing to do with good deals although it may be used in a transaction with tubby doing a good deal.

Chambers- Areet Ovvy mate, would you like a pint?

Ovvy - TUBBY GOOD DEALS, TUBBY GOOD DEALS!

by TubbyGoodDeals June 8, 2024

That big of a deal

20 of your kids are dead now so...

Hym "And that number will up if I am not giving the information I require. You a committed to covering this up because you don't want your nose rubbed in piss and I'm going to destroy your fucking lives the way you tried to destroy mine. It's that big of a deal. I don't think the parents are going to take an 'oopies' on this one."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"

by blr416 April 18, 2025