"I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"
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I met David Flynn on the weekend, he’s such a great guy with a bulge bigger than my future, bigger than Mount Everest, what a man!
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by Kaydra May 19, 2014
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by David Kayeye November 5, 2019
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