gaspare, caterina’s cousin 

acts like a kind person, he ain’t
i love him tho

damn! gaspare, caterina’s cousin has a fat ass!

gaspare, caterina’s cousin by gretakindasus November 21, 2021

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

This is a quote from a Looney Tunes cartoon, likely a variation of "Duck Amuck" or another classic where Daffy Duck is tormented by a hidden animator. The phrase is spoken by Daffy to a "cousin" (or a "cousin" in a more general sense) and expresses a sarcastic "thanks" for something unpleasant, like a gift of sour persimmons.

After his friend canceled their plans at the last minute, leaving him with a non-refundable ticket, John muttered, "Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.", and headed to the concert alone.

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin. by v64lv15 November 8, 2025

Cougina 

The genitalia of a woman over 40 years old. Mixture of the words cougar and vagina.

Billy: "I got me some cougina last night."
Johnny: "That's disgusting."

Cougina by BGMEW May 24, 2011

cousincidence 

A coincidence between cousins.

Wow Cousin, that is so weird, I also had spaghetti for dinner last night, that is a total cousincidence.

cousincidence by CousinDan August 25, 2010

Demarcus Cousins The Third 

A Handsome sexy gentleman who is the most professional rawdogger the world has ever seen. He is also (Homiesexual) not homosexual and he is a big bald guy with no waves. Help him find his hairline @ 1-800 findmyhairline

YOO wassup jidion
whos jidion? its DeMarcus cousins the third

Demarcus Cousins The Third by lbkihaeoidrhgaiep[ob gnhp[eoa December 8, 2021

Demarcus Cousins 

An emotional lesbian

"Yo you look like Demarcus Cousins right now"

Demarcus Cousins by InnerTorture October 10, 2018

coochie cousins 

The female equivalent of wiener cousins. Two women who have slept with the same man.

Becca: You should date my ex, he's a nice guy.
Summer: I can't. That would make us coochie cousins.

coochie cousins by dayglomom February 19, 2010