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val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.
by xignotic April 14, 2025
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step-cousin-niece

1. The granddaughter of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgranddaughter of one's parent's sibling.
3. The granddaughter of one's stepparent's sibling.
My step-cousin-niece is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and thirteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-septuple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.
Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.
by idyt May 15, 2018
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15.5-tuple-fourth-cousin

15.5-tuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and thirty-one great-great-great-grandparents in common.
My 15.5-tuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.
by ABGR June 9, 2021
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cousin-niece

First cousin's daughter.
My cousin-niece is a good girl.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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