condom

A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.

Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.

Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.

"Damn that condom"

by Abi Hall October 21, 2018

concockt

Make up stories about imaginary sexual escapades

You can't help but concockt. The story about Lisa and you at the pool was totally made up, wasn't it?

by Amos Elroy December 19, 2018

Condom

Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego

Im not ready to have a kind lets use a condom

by XX.SomeGuyOverThere.XXX.Mia May 6, 2019

condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers

u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?

by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019

Concorde

An obese person jumping backwards, landing booty first upon an unsuspecting skinny person

She hit him with a Concorde.

by kaetzchen June 23, 2019

Concordance face

A chick with a strong face or very manly facial features.

ice t’s wife coco has a concordance face...aka she has a strong face.

by Oluolu March 24, 2019

chongos

Gorgeous large round fake boobs.

Did you see that cougar over there at the bar? Check it man, what a body! Mm, mm, mmmm...What a bodacious set of chongos!

by BigMonkey April 8, 2019