Close-Up

A week long "academy" for history buffs (AKA NERDS) in Washington, DC where high school geeks hook up while freaking on the dance floor only to end up shaking hands and walking away.

Dude, there were absolutely no hot guys at Close-Up!

by mayukiasaki March 26, 2009

So close, but so far

Being level 71 in Skyrim while trying to get the Legendary achievement.

~"I just leveled up to 71!"
~"Ah man. You're so close, but so far"

by Cbusezxuknoit November 9, 2014

Mexican-In-The-Closet

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

by numberofnames August 15, 2011

closet drinker

Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".

That guy is such a closet drinker.

by annonymous2u March 1, 2011

close the pool

"close the pool" refers to a time when the web site "ebaums world" tried to raid the website "habbo hotel" many African American's human rights were infringed upon.

"Lets close the pool brothers"

by Anonymous­e November 26, 2007

close encounter of the turd kind

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities

i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

Jersey Closet

Having sex while some part of your body touches your own vomit.

Dude, I was so wasted that we ended up banging in a Jersey Closet.

by memphiscreep October 8, 2010