Always closing the deal. Ya hook up with the kid once and 2 days later he is at your Family Christmas. Serial Daters. Usually pretty boring people considering they always have a significant other.
Sarah: They have a dog together? Didn't she just meet that guy last night?!
Holly: Yeah shes a closer.
Holly: Yeah shes a closer.
by shankershank January 6, 2011
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Christina: I am not a bitch
Mom: christina your a bitch, your just a "Bitch in the Closet", and go to the YMCA your fat.
Christina: Bo?
Mom: christina your a bitch, your just a "Bitch in the Closet", and go to the YMCA your fat.
Christina: Bo?
by La Quanda February 7, 2009
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An inadvertent gay movement. A gay accident. When a presumably strait individual slips and says or does something really gay.
Strait Dude: Ugh, my wife bought me these pants but they feel a little constricting.
Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.
Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.
Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.
Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.
Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.
Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.
by SimpleKind of Man December 2, 2010
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"That was not me...It must have been my Whiskey Clone"
"That was not me...It must have been my Whiskey Clone"
by JonGee420 August 25, 2011
Get the Whiskey Clone mug.A closet case is a person who denies their homosexuality. Either because they are young and haven't come to terms with their sexuality. Or they are famous and want to make money marketing themselves to the opposite sex.
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