cookie cave

A hidden vault for storing stolen cookies

Can often be associated with skirts or cookie cave

by The-Friendly-Enderman October 31, 2013

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009

Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

So Cookie

A term used when describing something in a passive aggressive way.

"That dress is so cookie"

"That dress is something I would never even consider wearing"

by yuhfr December 26, 2022

cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.

I banged her in the cookie press

by ultrafanatic January 29, 2006

Cookie Hog

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.

"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"

by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023

Cookie dusting

When a girl who hasn’t had sex in a while finally gets some

She went out to a party to see if someone will finally dust her cookies, she wanted a cookie dusting

by The cookie fairy October 29, 2017