furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015

KAME BOOTY BLAST

Having explosive diarrhea for an hour. After you accidently stabbed your ass with a knife/fork.

Yo last night. I had to take a Kame Booty Blast.

by Goku San Balls September 22, 2022

Blast

Space between your balls and ass

Carl/Karl says I like to lick tour blast.

by Hispan1 July 29, 2020

ki blast

hand job

hey john do you want a ki blast

by bigjillshagscats October 9, 2021

No mask, no blast.

A way for someone to ask someone to wear a mask before engaging in intercourse in the time of a pandemic.

We can hook up but you know covid. So, no mask, no blast.

by Tuguit September 24, 2020

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

snoffle blasted

When you sneeze inside someone's pooper hole

I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.

by Pooper holes July 13, 2016