beaver concealer

When a girl stops another girl from getting it on sex with someone. The female equivalent of a cock block .

It was looking like Anton was about to bump uglies with Bella, but then Charlotte steamed over and was a beaver concealer

by Tubba Tdog September 21, 2019

Beaver tracks

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods

I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them

by #Fmlfdd June 10, 2024

jaquavious beaver

jaquavious beaver would indeed beat lance in a 1v1

he winning jaquavious beaver or lance

by believeit October 31, 2022

Punxsutawney beaver

A vagina that only gets used once a year on a special occasion.

Before we were married, my wife and I had lots of sex, now she has a Punxsutawney beaver.

by Smedley McScarja March 30, 2017

Whatsapp Beaver

A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.

Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.

by The One Who Writes Them Again July 02, 2015

silky beaver

Ellie Plenderleith

"A have a silky beaver" wise words from The Notorious Ellie Plenderleith

by I am toilet spunker March 01, 2016

Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.

She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.

by Dirtyjack April 14, 2011