Baked Selfie

Naked Selfie. It started out as an autocorrect mistake. Naked was autocorrected to Baked. The term was then used constantly describe a naked selfie

Hey dude, you wont believe what stephanie was doing last night

"what"

She was taking a baked selfie

by Mocheni Flago June 21, 2014

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

Bake and Shake

A way to say "Smoke meth!".

If u wanna wake up come on by and Bake and Shake.

by boilsucker August 15, 2014

baesperation

An intense feeling of desperation for a bae; often arises on rainy days and Mondays; symptoms include: loneliness, listening to depressing music, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol alone

My baesperation increases on rainy days.

by mlmank August 16, 2014

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

Bake 'N Spray

When one bakes... then sprays... (does drugs, then uses air freshener on nearby trash cans). This is a new charity... Febrezing the trash cans. Anyone can participate. It is a tax write off.

"Yo, what are you doing?", as a man sprays febreze on a trash can in a park.

"Im trying out this new Bake 'N Spray thing yo"

by Bake 'N Spray And Sons October 22, 2014

Baked Baker's Dozen

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

by BuffaloZeus February 9, 2015