K.M.A.S 

Kiss My Ass Sucka. also wrote as K-MAS

If ya love me then Merry X-MAS
If ya hate me then Merry K.M.A.S

K.M.A.S by Kazerian December 28, 2011

A's 

1) Plural form of the best grade possible. A+'s seem to be almost nonexistent nowadays.

2) Nickname of the American League West's Oakland Athletics.

1) Herman got two A's in two days, thanks to his hour-a-night study program.

2) In 1914, the Braves beat the A's in the World Series. That won't likely happen soon, as the A's can't seem to escape the first round of the playoffs. See choke.

A's by Rodney Basil May 5, 2004

Stale as Fuck 

The words used to describe a situation that is either:
a) No longer funny
b) No longer important
c) Bad
d) Good

Due to the possible issues between bad and good, context is always necessary.

a) Barry: Oppan Gangnam Style! OP! OP! OP! OP!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

b) Barry: Hitler didn't gas six million Jews, that's an overestimation.
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

c) Barry: I boned a prostitute last night!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

d) Barry: I boned a waitress last night!
Ben: Stale as fuuuuuck duuude!
*fist bump*

Stale as Fuck by Martinstra October 9, 2012

B.A.S.P. 

A black W.A.S.P.

I'm voting for Barack Obama ever since I found out that he was a B.A.S.P.

B.A.S.P. by QSpec August 22, 2008

sick as hell 

To be bitter and lowkey mad at the situation/person at hand

Sarah: Did you have a condom?
Sam: Fuck no, why?
Sarah: I'm not on birth control...
Sam: Oh yeah, I also didn't pull out
Sarah: wtf -_-
Sam: But guess what?
Sarah: What...?
Sam: YOU SICK AS HELL!!!!!

sick as hell by Hidden324 June 10, 2016

The G.A.S.H.

a woman with gonorrhea, aids, syphillis, and herpes

Mikey, that girl's got The G.A.S.H. She's gonna get real fat eatin' all them pizza and pancakes.

The G.A.S.H. by Tom Jesus September 23, 2005

soft as cheeks 

N. A slang word used to ridicule someone who is acting weak, like a bitch, crybaby, pussy, scared, etc.

You bitch! That fine ass girl asked you to dance and u were to scared, your soft as cheeks u pussy.

soft as cheeks by Chris Dietz 917 232 9501 August 2, 2006