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WIndow washer 

Ejaculating into one's hand and then force fully smearing the hand that has been ejaculated on into his / her face, then performing a circular motion as if you were washing your windows.

Notice: When involving multiple smearees use substance sparingly so that everyone gets some.
As I was finishing she acted up so I gave her the window washer biatch!!!!!!

Window Wiper 

The act of farting on a window, and licking off the condensation.
Kid 1: You Suck.
Kid 2: Atleast im not a window wiper.
Kid 1: :'(
Window Wiper by Jizzy Gargler August 7, 2011

The Window Thing 

No, really. Does anyone know what the hell this is? I assume a window is involved somewhere, and whenever someone mentions it people who know say "Ew!", so it's probably filthy.
The Window Thing by Egg November 21, 2004

porn window

Porn window: like a regular window except when you look into it, instead of seeing the outside, you see porn.
porn window by redhen October 19, 2010

pickle window 

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
pickle window by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Puppied in the Window 

A sex position involving performing anal sex where the girl is leaning out of a windowsill
The girl/guy wants to get puppied in the window so all the neighbors can see.