Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 15, 2023

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foggy car window

if u see her post a video of her making a heart on a foggy car window u lost

she just posted a a heart on foggy car window im gonna kill my self

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C:/Windows/System32

Something to Delete™

C:/Windows/System32>delete

by Williamthecoolboy July 09, 2022

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windows vista gadgets

Gadgets that where on windows vista and windows 7, but discontinued. (windows vista gadgets)

Jimmy got some gadgets, windows vista gadgets you suppose

by Darnville February 16, 2021

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Windows power user

One who uses Windows at least twice per day, including weekends and holidays. It will always mean a lot to them, especially on trips to family, friends, and coworkers.

The Windows power user is never far from his 2-in-1!

by Ohio River East November 28, 2021

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