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The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

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three day test

The three day test is something you do to see if your crush is interested in you. If you feel like you always start the conversations and so on then use this test. Give your crush three days to write to you. If they don’t then sorry your feelings are not replied.
How do you know he likes you?”
”He passed the three day test!”
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an Ariana Grande song that is in the Positions deluxe album.
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When a female fucks a male and they don't know if they have any diseases because they feel lucky.
girl "I just did a lucky teste yesterday"
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Johnny Test

adjective: Johnny Test
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.

of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
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