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Systematic magical bullshit

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.
A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
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Magic Mike Pence

An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.
I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
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Second Hand Magic

The act of getting AIDS as a result of having sexual intercourse with an individual who recently was a sexual partner of Magic Johnson
Person 1: “Yo man, I got second hand magic yesterday!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”
by Randy Mead November 18, 2019
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magic meat sack

an oversimplified version of what people and animals are, not including animals without meat in them.

Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal
by The Globlogabgalab February 8, 2021
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Magic school bus

A school bus where Arnold says please let this be a normal field trip and they with the friz no way and the bus crashes and dies.
Arnold dies in magic school bus burning alive.
by ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ February 1, 2021
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Aladdins Magic Carpet

When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.
Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room
by DiamondX November 20, 2014
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magic show

Means the same thing as church;a replacement word for church
Damn, that bitch at the magic show on sunday is a bitch.
by t-holl July 27, 2004
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