Magic school bus

A school bus where Arnold says please let this be a normal field trip and they with the friz no way and the bus crashes and dies.

Arnold dies in magic school bus burning alive.

by ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ February 1, 2021

magic meat sack

an oversimplified version of what people and animals are, not including animals without meat in them.

Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal

I'm a magic meat sack!

by The Globlogabgalab February 8, 2021

Houdinis magic carpet

The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.

Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.

by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022

Magic cum fairies

the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.

my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.

by Jimmy&Brenda August 3, 2021

Magical Girl Energy

Magical Girl Energy is when a girl is so awesome that its borderline magical, if not outright magical.

The female equivalent of big dick energy possibly.

Whoaa man, that girls really got some Magical Girl Energy!

by SidheDraoi May 25, 2021

Magic Mike Pence

An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.

I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

magic show

Means the same thing as church;a replacement word for church

Damn, that bitch at the magic show on sunday is a bitch.

by t-holl July 27, 2004