Chris Kringle

When a man cums\explodes on a woman's chin and it looks like Santa's beard.

"You just got Chris Kringled sweetie, Merry Christmas!"

by dunger October 11, 2008

Chris Baty

The founder of NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) and the writer of No Plot? No Problem!, a book designed to walk its readers through NaNoWriMo.

Chris Baty has amazing ideas.

by poeticteddy January 10, 2008

chris #2

The bassist and co-vocalist of Anti-Flag.

Girl 1: OMG, Chris #2 is so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah the hottest guy in the band!

by Linzi Ultraviolence January 3, 2008

Chris the Elf

A little naughty elf that lives in the South pole, Santa kicked him out for being naughty. Santa visits him every weekend to give him his big present.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.

Oh look its Chris the Elf !

by bOI LEVEL 2 June 5, 2019

THICC Chris

A man who is very THICC. I mean so THICC he’s thiccer than the Empire State Building. He’s so THICC he’s thiccer than your mom. And I mean, your mom is so THICC but THICC Chris overpassed your mom.

THICC Chris is so THICC that he can’t fit though the door.

by It’s_ya_boi October 8, 2019

Chris Wong

Australian Fitness Icon. Specialises in CrossFit, Weight Lifting, Running and training all of the above.

AKA Boss, Winner, One Shreaded Ninja, The Wong Guy.

Look at that Boss over there - he's almost as good as Chris Wong? hahaha only joking, no one is as buff as Chris Wong.

no homo.

by deadlifter88 October 27, 2011

Chris Marek

The most evil failtroll on Encyclopedia Dramatica, he is actually a frog merchant in disguise working as part of the Reptilians plan to brainwash people.

He is truly ghoulish in personality traits but on the outside appears normal, only by wearing the sunglasses from They Live can you see what he truly looks like.

His known aliases including Cyan-King, Fake Andria Kilgore, and 78MagnumXE.

He has a disgusting obsession with wanting to get rid of Mariana but his plans always end up being backfire much like with Wile Coyote.

"Man that Chris Marek is such a creep."

"Freddy Krueger got nothing on Chris Marek."

by Shapeshifter June 9, 2012