green ninja

n. 1. A moron; one lacking the necessary cerebral capacity to formulate coherent thought.
2. A witless boob.

I can't believe he said that. What a green ninja.

by Sendark April 25, 2005

Afro Ninja

A person that is 50% African 50% Asian.

I looked up Tiger Woods and found out he was a Afro ninja.

by Tyler Mahon June 12, 2008

green ninja

1)An idiot of unimaginable stupidity.

2)A complete retard.

3)More likely then not, a wannabe asian.

Ha, Ruskin is a Green Ninja

by Squidi.net/forum April 25, 2005

Drunken Ninja

A inebriated Ninja,
Ninja's tend to get very violent when inebriated so approach with caution

bartender: Hey Ninja I think you had enough

Drunken Ninja: uuu suuckks asshollee *vomits*

by Drunken_ninja April 8, 2005

ninja status

to do something in a stealthy way, usually something you dont want other people to know about.

bob: dood i totally want some of that pizza

joe: ninja status!

(bob takes the pizza without anyone noticing)

by JameyB January 15, 2009

Poop Ninja

When one takes an accidental shit in their pants, and then blaming it on a fictional character, sometimes refered to as just "someone", or the "Poop Ninja"

Can be used as a verb, as well as a noun, sometimes even both.

Example 1: Someone took a shit in my pants, I don't know who, and I don't know why, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed immediately

Example 2:
Jimmy to Ricky: Dammit! Look out man, The Poop Ninja is on the loose. He got me.

by Big_Mac October 27, 2010

menu ninja

someone who places menus under your doorway with seemingly ninja like stealthyness.

The menu ninja strikes again, how do they do that!

by skitzel February 21, 2009