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bitney spears

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.
oh there's bitney spears.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019
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National Sweatshirt day

On October 17, National Sweatshirt Day means Alan has to give Preston his sweatshirt... Be prepared Alan!
by No homo Alan October 16, 2019
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PuRe_Sweats

Bro have you seen PuRe_Sweats ? Yeah bro! The sell out right?
by PuRe_Sweats December 25, 2019
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amish sweatsuit

An Amish sweatsuit is a condom that's been used for six different ladies in one week filled with cum sweat and cheese from down under
It's been awhile since I've had an Amish sweatsuit on
by Peanutbutter boy 69 March 18, 2020
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Screenshot Sweats

(skrin ʃɑt swɛts)

When a risky text you've sent gets screenshotted by the recipient.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:

Sweating
An overwhelming sense of regret
Chronic group chat checking
Severe social scrutiny

In severe cases a new identity may be necessary.
Man 1: I've got the screenshot sweats

Man 2: I saw her finsta post! Do you really think that about women and minorities??

Man 1: It was a joke!
by Ribcage_Tickler April 6, 2020
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Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.
"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"
by MisterGoose September 12, 2020
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Britney spears

If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.
The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020
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