Surface Pressuring

The act of lifting the upper bed on a bunk bed (lifting the top bed like Luisa lifts their house) and trying to take the bed off and carry it. Then, you try and you failed to because you are not strong enough.

Wow, I can see Penny Surface Pressuring!
Penny: *Sweats*
Well, I guess she cannot anymore.

by tridentlve 🔱 March 6, 2022

surface skidding

The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.

I shot my load whilst surface skidding with big Melanie last night.

by Andrew Barnes April 1, 2022

surfer boy pizza

to eat a slice of pizza off a man’s dick as he’s dressed as a surfer

john: hey man me and your dad tried surfer boy pizza

bob: bro i thought we were gonna do that

by bertgo June 12, 2022

suftb

Suck u from the back

I wanna suftb.

by aadashoota September 6, 2022

Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022

Surfacly

Beyond face value

I’m glad I was able to surpass what you saw in me surfacly.

by Collectors_edition October 2, 2022

Surface level

soooo surface level

Teacher asks question
Amy: I don't know like
Teacher: That's such a surface level answer

by badbebee November 1, 2022