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i’m going to kermit suicide 

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.
I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

my suicide dream 

a really cool industrial/screamo/electro-punk band from Levittown, Pennsylvania that formed in 2006. Members are Brandon Sosnowski, Travis Daniel Cochran, and Ashley "Sugar" McDermott. The band has one demo out and an album called The Verge of Suicide. Personally, I think they are worth checking out because there aren't a lot of people that know about them yet. They are also very popular in the industrial section on Vampirefreaks.
I want a copy of the My Suicide Dream CD.

Anorexic Suicide 

Person 1: Hey, I heard your friend was diabetic and hadn't eaten for a few days.

Person 2: Yeah, he was suicidal.

Person 1: So the coroner wrote "Anorexic Suicide" on the death certificate?

Person 2: It's only fitting.

Nyquil Suicide 

1. A fake suicide attempt involving taking pictures of a supposedly slashed wrist with Cherry Nyquil as the blood.

2. To fake a death by substituting Cherry Nyquil as blood.

3. To fool someone into thinking that someone committed suicide.
1. That's not a real suicide pic, thats a Nyquil suicide.

2. Jakal didn't slash his wrist, he staged a Nyqil suicide.

3. The blood in the picture doesn't look red enough, i bet that this is a Nyquil suicide.

4. Jakal fooled Iponu by sending him a picture of a Nyqil suicide.
Nyquil Suicide by Jakal_X December 12, 2008

Swedish Suicide 

When a girl is giving you a bj and when your about to jizz you pull out and cum in her ear.
How about a swedish Suicide to end your troubles?

Finnish suicide 

1. When a person is suicidal, but not brave enough to hold a gun to their head, and so decides too wear all dark clothing and walk along the shoulder on a busy road when it's dark out. Bonus stupidity points awarded if it is also snowing and/or raining.

2. Those persons who are under the impression that they are ninjas and do the above mentioned nighttime road walking in dark cloths. You are not a ninja. You can be killed.
I just about had a heart attack! I hate Finnish suicides! At least wear a white hoody or something!