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sock shave

to shave the area of your legs that a tube sock would cover
-usually when your legs need shaving but you don't have enough time and plan on wearing slip-on shoes with pants that aren't too long.
-occurs more often in the winter when you wear long pants and don't really need to shave
Girl: My jeans are for my date in less than an hour are too short to wear with my flats since I haven't shaved in a couple weeks! Well I'll sock shave in the shower.
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! January 24, 2010
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Concrete sock

An old sock used to clean up seamen
"If I find one more concrete sock in this laundry basket, there'll be no dessert for a month."
by Timson5stripe January 30, 2014
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Virgin Socks

Freshly bought and/or new socks that have never been worn before.
Guys, I just bought some Virgin Socks.

I love putting on a new pair of Virgin Socks.
by Yago-Vixen October 20, 2019
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Poop Sock

Something you say when you're out of things to say
Examples:
"Hey, mom, does your poop sock ever just poop without your permission because poop sock"

Friend: "Yo, Why are you gay?"
Other Friend: "Poop Sock"
by Some Random Minnesota Hick October 2, 2020
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PP sock

The PP sock is comfy and warm spot to let your pp hang. Usually you have small pp because of the cold but thanks to PP sock you now have normal pp. But watch out for the poop sock, the poop sock is not comfy and warm.(the poop sock that mommy didn’t find)
“PP sock helped me though my marriage
by Mr.Poopsock December 28, 2020
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sock to the jock

to punch a dude or chick in his or her dick.
That little punk sitting in front of the CVS thought he was the shit , so I gave him a sock to the jock!
by Easy_Ed July 8, 2009
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Spooky Sock

an old, dirty sock filled with a combination of dust, egg yolk, tp, and flour/sugar. (usually as a practical joke)
Nick: Yo when Jason slept over he was talking in his sleep.

Owen: Ya?

Nick: So what i did was got a spooky sock, and beat the shit out of him with it...

Owen: Awww, Siiiick... Was there yolk every where?

Nick: Ya, and he like started crying... my mom came down so he had to leave..

Owen: lol
by Samm Semaj Kcin December 2, 2010
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