Colorado Snapping Turtle

The act of biting of the pubes of a woman’s vagina

Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle

Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.

by SexcMannn September 18, 2021

chicken snap

Falling out form being tired .. twitching..

Dam he fell out look his ass chicken snapping

by Damaged one January 8, 2023

SNAP Lady

Found only at Parkville High School in Parkville, Maryland, the SNAP Lady can be a curse or a blessing. If you’re on SNAP you are most definitely a Student in Need of Attitude Prevention! Or, more likely, you are a Student in Need of Attendance Preservation. But if you get a SNAP Lady, you better treat her like gold, because if she is on your side, she’ll make coffee for you in the morning, but get on her bad side, and you’ll have to do extended detention with her for three weeks in a row. . . in silence! Either way, the SNAP Lady will help keep you in school or will make you wish you’d stayed in school. She knows the probation officers, she has all the keys, she knows your parents AND your teachers. She can help you or hurt you, it's your choice!

SNAP Lady: Hey MaryKate, you need to sign for SNAP.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.

by binthere dunthat May 6, 2011

Snap-edging

When having a streak the famous app Snapchat with a friend and they decide to wait till the timer emoji pops up to reply back to you.

You: “bro stop snap-edging me and send a snap back”
Bro: “Ayy my fault blud”

by TonyBalonie55 March 14, 2024

Snapped

You owe me 9,000 hope you enjoyed your 3 hours . Had fun driving you alone to your hotel.

Bye

Snapped

by Sean Starkey January 11, 2019

Snap & Crackle

No Pop. Emerging music genre

Jane: I love the new Sara Jade song ! What genre of music do you think she is?

John: Snap & Crackle......No Pop.

by Franklin T Rizzo December 5, 2020

Snap

A "Snap" is something that requires both fingers and the Infinity Gauntlet.

Thanos: *SNAPS*

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by Spinach Cookie January 11, 2022